Nerdy pickup lines…

  1. You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
  2. I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves
  3. You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
  4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  5. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
  6. Baby, you overclock my processor.
  7. Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
  8. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
  9. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
  10. You defragment my life
  11. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
  12. You must be auxin, ‘cos you’re causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
  13. Baby, let me find your nth term
  14. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
  15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework - I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
  16. Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
  17. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
  18. I’m a fermata… hold me
  19. I think my heart just lagged.
  20. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
  21. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
  22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
  23. It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
  24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
  26. Baby, you’re a999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
  27. Baby, every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
  28. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  29. What’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one
  30. If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
  31. You have nicer legs than an isosceles right triangle.
  32. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
  33. When you and I get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
  34. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
  35. If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1
  36. You know… it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
  37. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? No? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
  38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
  39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
  40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
  41. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
  42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
  43. Lets meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod
  44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
  45. Hey baby, what’s your tan(x) . cos(x)?
  46. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
  47. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
  48. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
  49. I less than three you….. (I < 3 you)
  50. I heard you’re sin because you’re always on top when we make tangent
  51. You be Fluorine and I’ll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron
  52. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
  53. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded
  54. I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
  55. Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.
  56. Excuse me, ma’am, but can I get your seven significant digits?
  57. I’m overheating because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.
  58. You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond!
  59. Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt
  60. I’ll be the one over your cos(x); and baby, we can have sec(x)!
  61. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
  62. I’m relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.
  63. That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at8 m/s/s
  64. I’m a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?
  65. I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
  66. YouTube MySpace and I’ll Google your Yahoo
  67. I wanna stick to u like glue-cose
  68. Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it’s more than just our universal gravitation…
  69. I’ll “eye” your pod! ;)
  70. B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth
  71. T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the ‘kissing’ plane.
  72. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put Uranium and Iodine together.
  73. (Uranium’s symbol is U
    and Iodine’s symbol is I)
  74. Baby, we’ve got chemistry together… next period.
  75. At absolute zero, you would still move me.
  76. Hey baby, your Body and Love waves are rocking my bedding
  77. How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
  78. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) –>9
  79. Hey baby if I supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)
  80. Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpartame
  81. Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
  82. Baby, lim (u->me) ∫ e^x = f(u)^n.
  83. On a scale of 1-10, you’re a solid e to the power of pi
  84. I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts…you look toned
  85. I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!
  86. Baby, I’ll be your asymptotes so I can shape your curves…
  87. Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  88. If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
  89. Question: Wanna integrate my natural log?
    Answer: I’ll have to be one over first…
  90. Hey girl, let’s get together and figure out our heat of fusion
  91. It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m gonna make you sweat
  92. Hey baby, let’s figure out the torque of your mass on my rod
  93. Baby I just drew a picture of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted
  94. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
  95. In Old English:
    Ich grethe Þae, maec Cwen.
  96. (I greet you, my Queen)
  97. I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you home to my domain.
  98. Hey baby. Want to squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?
  99. Hey baby, I’m like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
  100. You’re so hot; you must be the cause for global warming.
  101. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
  102. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.”
  103. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
  104. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
  105. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
  106. Let’s make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.
  107. If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
  108. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
  109. You’re as sweet as π.
  110. You must be massive because I’m attracted to you.
  111. I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!
  112. You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
  113. My love for you is like a concave function’s positive first derivative, because it’s always increasing.
  114. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
  115. Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
  116. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
  117. Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)
  118. If I were an assembly language, I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you’re negative.
  119. In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch … let’s go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
  120. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
  121. Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
  122. I 1-sin(theta) you.
  123. You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.
  124. The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.
  125. Most women are so complex. They’re always like “i! i! i!” But you - you’re just so real. (Note: i! does not mean i factorial.)
  126. My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it’s always increasing.
  127. Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  128. The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won
  129. I want to go through your every procedure, Do your Loops, and program your Booleans
  130. I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.
  131. I think if you and I had Hex we’d be a perfect OA
  132. Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?
  133. you are the log(base 10) 10^1…
  134. Let’s work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!
    *orbicularis oris = kissing muscles
  135. I’ve been secant you for a long time
  136. The direction fields of my heart all point to you
  137. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
  138. You have 206 bones in your body… want one more?
  139. Chemistry students do it on the table periodically
  140. If you let me work hard enough, I can give you a dipole moment
  141. I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.
  142. Instead of being the derivative, I’d much rather be the secant so I can touch u not only once, but twice
  143. Let’s make love like pi; irrational and never ending
  144. I’ve been secant you for a long time
  145. The direction fields of my heart all point to you
  146. Baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
  147. Baby you’re the basis of my mind. No matter what I think of, it all comes back to you
  148. Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point…
  149. The word of the day is “Legs”, let’s go back to my place and spread the word
  150. Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you!
  151. Baby, you’re body is like a hyperbola
  152. Baby, you’re like a pendulum… you’ll only stop when I damp you
  153. Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I’m around you
  154. Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
  155. Our love is more perfect than
    (Six is the first perfect number)
  156. You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime
  157. Baby you must be a modulus sign, ‘cos whenever you wrap your arms round me I always feel positive!
  158. Baby, I’m like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can’t wait to subduct beneath your crust!
  159. You’re so hot you denature my proteins
  160. Baby you know this shit isn’t USit’s firewire!
  161. Let’s just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
  162. Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
  163. Don’t worry honey; they call it my dual-channel RAM.
  164. If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together!
  165. Want to make the Cold War hot?
  166. My court packing plan isn’t my only packing plan…
  167. Want to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire…
  168. There’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings…
  169. Can I annex your territory after class?
  170. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I’m sorry, TET Offensive?
  171. I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior…
  172. I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
  173. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
  174. Want to re-enact the Battle of the Bulge?
  175. If you were Anatomy, then I’d be Physiology because they always go together!
  176. Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
  177. If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you
  178. Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
  179. If you were C6, and I was H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar…
  180. We’ve been differentiating for too long, let’s sum it up and integrate
  181. You and I add up better than a Riemann sum
  182. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
  183. Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
  184. Your hotness is the only reason we can’t reach absolute zero.
  185. I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations…
  186. You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction
  187. My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending.
  188. I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage.”
  189. Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)
  190. Baby you must be O2 because I m about to combust all over you
  191. I just bought a molecular model kit; want to play with my stick and balls?
  192. (√-1) 2-2sinθ ∫du
    √-1) = i
    2-2sinθ = cardiod graph (heart)
    ∫du = u
  193. Forget hydrogen you’re my number one element
  194. You’re cute, I’m cute, and together we’re 2cute!
  195. You are like a proton in my core–without you I could never be the same.
  196. Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
  197. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.
  198. I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.
  199. Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
  200. If I’m the Riemann zeta function, you must be s
  201. You’re a moving electric charge, and I’m a moving magnetic charge… Wanna flux?
  202. If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?
  203. Hey baby, do you need an anatomy tutor? They say I’m the best because I prefer to use a more HANDS-ON approach.
  204. Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.
  205. Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
  206. Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just my type.
  207. You’re like a Universal Turing Machine; you’re the only one that I’ll ever need.
  208. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
  209. You’re like an NP-hard problem of significant size; I could spend the rest of my life with you.
  210. If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
  211. If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
  212. Like a graph with n^2 edges, you complete me.
  213. Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
  214. If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.
  215. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
  216. I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
  217. I sure hope our coefficient of restitution is 0, ‘cos when we make contact I never want to part!
  218. My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it’s only good in theory.
  219. You + Me = the number of sides in a Mobius strip
  220. Hey baby, let’s make a stress-strain curve together.
  221. I don’t need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.
  222. Let ‘u’ and ‘i’ be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 … infinity}
  223. You must be absolute, because every time you’re around me, I feel positive
  224. Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
  225. Why don’t you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
  226. How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
  227. Baby, I’m gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!
  228. What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
  229. I couldn’t help but notice your impressive cleavage furrow…
  230. Let’s exchange plasmids - my pilus is huge.
  231. Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
  232. Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.
  233. Hey baby, let’s vasodilate!
  234. I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
  235. You must be sin squared, because I’m cosine squared and together we equal one.
  236. Baby can you oil up my gearing system while I use my rack-and-pinion steering?
  237. I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
  238. Let’s measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.
  239. Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
  240. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let’s get a little closer.
  241. Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
  242. Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.
  243. How about you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
  244. Can we find the counter-point motion on my (your) Grand Staff?
  245. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?
  246. A mouthpiece isn’t the only place I like to put my lips.
  247. I’d like to finger your fret board.
  248. How about you act like a fermata and let me hold you.
  249. The theme of this movement is love… Let’s develop it…
  250. I’d tap that snare drum. (also works with “I’d bang that bass drum”).
  251. Is that a drumstick, or are you just happy to see me?
  252. How ’bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets
  253. Hey baby, let’s make like Common Tones and I’ll Resolve to take you Home
  254. You must be augmented because my love for you just won’t diminish!
  255. Let’s do something romantic because I’m baroque!
  256. Will you adjust your note and resolve my raised member?
  257. I want to make you tremolo.
  258. Band: “are you French-horny for my trom-boner?”
  259. Hey baby… you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.
  260. I want to rosin your bow.
  261. How many positions can you get into?
  262. The cello is the sexiest instrument: it’s large, goes between your legs, and vibrates.
  263. I’m gonna make you go up an octave
  264. I want to make you hit a high note.
  265. Can I play with your tremolo arm?
  266. I want to go up and down all your scales.
  267. Baby, you’d better lower your pitch, ’cause right now, you’re lookin’ sharp!
  268. I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
  269. Baby, you know sopranos do it on top, but I’d be willing to be an alto for you
  270. Our bitonal tendencies only augment our contrary motions baby
  271. Let’s have a tonic and get to your root
  272. Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string you’ll take your Falsetto an octave higher
  273. Middle C is a great note; I’d love to play between your staffs.
  274. Are you a piano, or a forte?
  275. There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves…
  276. It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
  277. So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
  278. You make me crescendo.
  279. I’ll let you be the dominant.
  280. You’re great on the sax, how about an encore?
  281. You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
  282. Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing, fingering and lip slurs
  283. I wish I was your flute…then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long

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2 Responses

  1. Btw, this wasn’t copied very well:
    Some are incomplete eg 109. You’re as sweet at
    Sometimes the line spreads over two numbers as well.

    Btw, actually use some of them rather than just quote 20 at once from your computer as well. <3

    Mellie - June 14th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

  2. Aww, thanks Mellie :) I shall fix!

    Joseph - June 15th, 2008 at 7:42 pm

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