Archive for June, 2008

Nerdy pickup lines…
Thursday, June 12th, 2008

You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
I wish I was your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves
You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to […]